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Amazing Maths, Math Tricks

Math SMS AMaZing MAthS 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789...

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2 Cheezen jin se Tum apne RAB ko razi kr skte ho.

Islamic sms 2 Cheezen jin se Tum apne RAB ko razi kr skte ho. 1.Kalma Tayeba Ka Wird 2.Astagfaar Ki Kasrt.

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رات کو سوتے وقت بسم اللہ الرحمن الرحیم انیس مرتبہ پڑھنے

Wazaef sms رات کو سوتے وقت بسم اللہ الرحمن الرحیم انیس مرتبہ پڑھنے سے چار لاکھ نیکی چار لاکھ گناہ معاف اور چار لاکھ درجہ جنت میں بلند ھوتے ھیں اس پیغام کو جہاں تک ھو سکے عام کردو تاکہ ھر مسلمان کو...

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سارا دن گزری شالاخوشیاںوچ

Saraiki sms سارا دن گزری شالاخوشیاںوچ وت خیردی شالا شام ھووی شالالوڑدی تھوڑ نہ آوے تینوں زرمال تےدولت عام ھوو کدی پڑ دی ھار نہ آوےتینوں نہ کائی کوشش ناکام ھووی دھمی نال حیات محبتاںدا میری طرفوں...

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Ye soch k gulshan mei chaley aaye subha hum. . .

Poetry sms Ye soch k gulshan mei chaley aaye subha hum. . . Wo phool sa chehra hy gulabon mein miley ga. . . "G 0 0 D" "M 0 R N I N G" Asalam o Alikum

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen

Jokes sms Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAI" Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend : Kaise?...

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Kuch iss tarah us ne mera waqt barbad kia

Funny poetry sms Kuch iss tarah us ne mera waqt barbad kia "FARAZ" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . G G bilkul isi tarah :

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Teacher: Define Newton’s Law?

Student Teacher sms Teacher: Define Newton's Law..? Sardar: Pora Nahi Aata... Aakhir Se YAD Hai... Teacher: Chalo Aakhir Se Suna Do... Sardar: And This Is Called Newton's Law...  

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Joke of the year zaradari said

Zardari sms Joke of the year . . . . . . zardari said . . . . . " Qaum ki duaon say thek hn"

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Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain

Zardari sms Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain...!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta hai.... Tou bss AMEEN :P

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The Most Cute Sentence By A Child, Written Over His Maths Book

Math sms The Most Cute Sentence By A Child, Written Over His Maths Book: "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Ur Problems Urself.... I Have My 0wn Problems"..;-)

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Husband and Wife were fighting,

Husband and Wife sms Husband and Wife were fighting, Husband: Begum ye masla humein Larai se nhi Aqal se hal krna chahiye.... Biwi: Haan.. Ta k Tum Jeet jao...!

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An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as

Funny sms An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as: "I want a wife" ...6 girlz LIKED it And 140 men commented "Meri Le Ja"

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Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?

Teacher Student sms Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: khak choice thi Question tha write an essay on any 1 a)Zardari b)Street Dog

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1 Baat Zindgi Bhar Yad Rkhna

Ashfaq Ahmed SMS Ashfaq Ahmed Kehte Hain.. "1 Baat Zindgi Bhar Yad Rkhna Kisi Ko Dhoka Na Dena Dhoky Me Bari Jaan Hoti Hy Ye Kbi Mrta Nhi Ghoom Phir Kr Ek Din Wapis Ap k Pas Hi Pohnch Jata Hy Q K IsKo...

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Lo g Arz kia hy Mein 1 bus wich beh gaya

Funny Poetry sms Lo g Arz kia hy Mein 1 bus wich beh gaya     Wah wah wa   Mein 1 bus wich beh gaya     Wah wah wa Mera Stop aya te mein leh gaya ('_') <) ( Koi tension? !  !

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DIL ny kaha bhi tha mat chah usy Paagloo ki tarah Wasi

Wasi Poetry sms DIL ny kaha bhi tha mat chah usy Paagloo ki tarah Wasi Woh Maghroor ho jaaey gaa teri Mohabbat ki inteha dekh kar

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log zalim hain nasheman jala date hain

Poetry sms log zalim hain nasheman jala date hain dhika k sagar ki jhalik zehar pila dete hain kis tarha tum se karen khatam dosti tum se milte hi zamane ko bhula dete hain

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Tuje daikha na tha to koi chahat na thi

Poetry sms Tuje daikha na tha to koi chahat na thi Daikha tuje to tere tlabgaar ho gay

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Kismat rooth gayi dil k tar toot gaye

Yaad Poetry sms Kismat rooth gayi dil k tar toot gaye aap jo rooth gaye sapne bhi toot gaye baki rahe khazane mein do aansoo yaad aap ki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye

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